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Shanavas
Jokes :
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License
Test : Shanavas once went for the driving
test with his bike. The inspector asked him "What
would you do when you reach an unmanned level cross?".
The reply came thick and fast "I'll blow my
bike's horn and then proceed!"
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Ladoos
: On the eve of Shanavas' brother's marriage,
his fathe entrusted him to look after 300 ladoos
to be distributed among the guests on the wedding
day. His father had to go outside town and there
was a lot of rats in their house. So his bappa asked
Shanavas to in the house and guard the ladoos. Cometh
the evening, his father came back from the town
and was angry when he found that the ladoos were
kept open unguarded. He scolded Shanavas for not
taking care of the ladoos. Cooly, Shanavas said
"Don't worry father. I have sprinkled rat poison
on the ladoos. So no rat will dare touch it!"
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3
cc : Shanavas was a busy committed house
surgeon during the internship. Once a P. G. asked
him to get a 2 cc sample of blood from a patient
for lab tests. Shanavas inadvertently took 5 cc
of blood. The P. G. who was none other thant Dr.
Bobby K. Mathew, gave him advise as to not take
excess blood than what is required. Suddenly Shanavas
hurried back to the patient with the syringe containing
the blood and injected 3 cc back into the pateint's
body!
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'Nerve'ous
prayer : After the Anatomy Exam, Shanavas
was praying loudly "Oh Allah, please make the
radial nerve a nerve of the leg and the peroneal
nerve the nerve of the hand!". Shamu who was
sitting beside him asked "What the hell are
you praying?". Shanavas replied "I am
praying like this because I wrote like that in my
Anatomy exam today!"
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The
Kodai Tour : It
was our first batch tour. The whole batch were out
site-seeing in beautiful Koadai Kanal. The scenery
was so picteresque, almost everyone lost touch with
reality. Everyone but the class representative Anoop
S. Kollam and the tour co-ordinator Arun A. George.
They counted the student heading into the buses.
Realizing Shanavas was missing, they headed straight
to the Police Station. Like true leaders, they went
straight to the constable and stated "Sir,
we have one person, out of the 200 who came on this
tour, missing. We would like to start a search immediately
to find this person.". The constable sat at
his desk smiling. He said "Young men, everything
is under control. I will find the missing person
in five minutes!". Everyone was impressed by
the reassuring tone of the constable. He went on
to say "About ten minutes ago, one person came
here reporting that the 199 persons who came with
him on a tour was missing. He's waiting outside!"
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Cholesterol
: Shanavas
went to a provision store to buy some oil for his
mother. He ordered for a bottle of Sunflower Oil.
The shopkeeper gave him the bottle and Shanavas
paid for the oil. He stood there reading the label
on the bottle. After about five minutes, the shopkeeper
asked him "Why, what's wrong? Do you want anything
more?". Shaanavas said "What man? I want
the cholestrol which is available free with every
bottle of oil. See this caption : 'Cholestrol Free!'"
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TV
Shop : Shanavas went to the Quilon Radio
Service outlet. He saw an interesting looking TV
on the window. He went inside and asked a salesperson
what the price of the TV was. The shop keeper replied
immediately "Are you not Shanavas from the
Medical College? Sorry!!". Shanavas was disappointed.
He went and changed into a kurtha paijama, got a
fake moustache and came back to the shop and asked
for the same TV. The shop keeper again said "Sorry,
we can't help you!". Shanavas went to the barber,
got his head shaved, put on an expensive pair of
jeans and a pair of gloves, and bought borrowed
an expensive bike from his friend and headed to
the store. Again the reply was the same! He was
so mad, he caught the salesperson on the shirt collar
and shouted "Why won't you give me that damn
TV?!". The salesperson said "Sorry sir,
we cannot give you that TV because it's not a TV.
It's a microwave oven!"
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Casualty
- Part 1 : Shanavas
was taking night duty at the Medicine Casualty.
Suddenly a group of persons carried a person to
the casualty and said that the patient was bitten
by a snake. The Duty M. O. was about to go out to
have dinner. He instructed Shanavas to take history.
Wanting to impress the M. O., Shanavas started taking
the history. Time went, the patient was sinking.
The M. O. came after half and hour and found Shanavas
was still taking the history. He was irritated and
asked Shanavas if his history taking was complete.
Shanavas replied "Not complete yet sir. Only
the snake's history is over!"
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Casualty
- Part 2 : The
next week at the casualty. The same M. O. and again,
Shanavas was the House Surgeon. Another snake bite
victim was brought to the casualty. This time, the
M. O. ordered Shanavas to take a quick history.
After 2 minutes, he called Shanavas to present the
case. Shanavas said "History of being bitten
by an unknown cobra..."
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Driving
Lesson : Shanavas
was just past 18 years. He wanted to learn how to
drive a car. So he approached Shamudeen. Shamudeen
agreed and he taught him for a month. At the end
of the month, when there was just one more lesson
to be finished, Shamu said "Shanavas, you are
doing very well. This is the last lesson about the
use of Indicators. After finishing the lesson, you
drive alone to the city and come back." Shanavas
nodded. After the lesson was over, he drove the
car towards the main road. Fifteen minutes later,
Shamu got a call from the MCH casualty that Shanavas
was admitted after a R. T. A. He rushed to the Casualty
and found Shanavas lying in the trolley wih lots
of bruises. Seeing Shamu, Shanavas went mad and
shouted. "What man? What did you teach me?
A vehicle with an indicator on top came rushing
just after the Ulloor junction. I thought it would
go up. But it came and crashed on to the car!"
(The vehicle was an Ambulance!)
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O.
T. : The
first day of the Surgery postings. Shanavas unknowingly
went inside the theater with his regular shoes.
The surgeon on seeing this went mad and shouted
"What are you doing? You cannot come into the
O. T. with dirty shoes! Use your head man!".
Shanavas nodded and took off the shoes and then
wiped them on his head in an effort to clean them!
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Labour
Room : A
busy day at the Labour Room in S. A. T. The L. R.
M. O. instructed Shanavas to keep a watch on the
bulging perineum of Primi with a 1st Degree CPD.
Shanavas nodded. The L. R. M. O. came back after
some time and found Shanavas chatting with some
pretty interns. She was angry and asked Shanavas
if he had monitored the patient. Shanavas said "Yes
Madam, I kept my platinum coated, water proof Swiss
watch on the perineum of that lady! Don't worry!"
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Surgery
: After
a hydrocele surgery to a patient, the surgeon asked
Shanavas to give scrotal support. Shanavas said
"Okay sir. I have day duty. I'll give the support
till 8 p. m. after which someone else has to take
over."
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