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Shanavas Jokes :

  • License Test : Shanavas once went for the driving test with his bike. The inspector asked him "What would you do when you reach an unmanned level cross?". The reply came thick and fast "I'll blow my bike's horn and then proceed!"Top
  • Ladoos : On the eve of Shanavas' brother's marriage, his fathe entrusted him to look after 300 ladoos to be distributed among the guests on the wedding day. His father had to go outside town and there was a lot of rats in their house. So his bappa asked Shanavas to in the house and guard the ladoos. Cometh the evening, his father came back from the town and was angry when he found that the ladoos were kept open unguarded. He scolded Shanavas for not taking care of the ladoos. Cooly, Shanavas said "Don't worry father. I have sprinkled rat poison on the ladoos. So no rat will dare touch it!"Top
  • 3 cc : Shanavas was a busy committed house surgeon during the internship. Once a P. G. asked him to get a 2 cc sample of blood from a patient for lab tests. Shanavas inadvertently took 5 cc of blood. The P. G. who was none other thant Dr. Bobby K. Mathew, gave him advise as to not take excess blood than what is required. Suddenly Shanavas hurried back to the patient with the syringe containing the blood and injected 3 cc back into the pateint's body!Top
  • 'Nerve'ous prayer : After the Anatomy Exam, Shanavas was praying loudly "Oh Allah, please make the radial nerve a nerve of the leg and the peroneal nerve the nerve of the hand!". Shamu who was sitting beside him asked "What the hell are you praying?". Shanavas replied "I am praying like this because I wrote like that in my Anatomy exam today!" Top
  • The Kodai Tour : It was our first batch tour. The whole batch were out site-seeing in beautiful Koadai Kanal. The scenery was so picteresque, almost everyone lost touch with reality. Everyone but the class representative Anoop S. Kollam and the tour co-ordinator Arun A. George. They counted the student heading into the buses. Realizing Shanavas was missing, they headed straight to the Police Station. Like true leaders, they went straight to the constable and stated "Sir, we have one person, out of the 200 who came on this tour, missing. We would like to start a search immediately to find this person.". The constable sat at his desk smiling. He said "Young men, everything is under control. I will find the missing person in five minutes!". Everyone was impressed by the reassuring tone of the constable. He went on to say "About ten minutes ago, one person came here reporting that the 199 persons who came with him on a tour was missing. He's waiting outside!" Top
  • Cholesterol : Shanavas went to a provision store to buy some oil for his mother. He ordered for a bottle of Sunflower Oil. The shopkeeper gave him the bottle and Shanavas paid for the oil. He stood there reading the label on the bottle. After about five minutes, the shopkeeper asked him "Why, what's wrong? Do you want anything more?". Shaanavas said "What man? I want the cholestrol which is available free with every bottle of oil. See this caption : 'Cholestrol Free!'" Top
  • TV Shop : Shanavas went to the Quilon Radio Service outlet. He saw an interesting looking TV on the window. He went inside and asked a salesperson what the price of the TV was. The shop keeper replied immediately "Are you not Shanavas from the Medical College? Sorry!!". Shanavas was disappointed. He went and changed into a kurtha paijama, got a fake moustache and came back to the shop and asked for the same TV. The shop keeper again said "Sorry, we can't help you!". Shanavas went to the barber, got his head shaved, put on an expensive pair of jeans and a pair of gloves, and bought borrowed an expensive bike from his friend and headed to the store. Again the reply was the same! He was so mad, he caught the salesperson on the shirt collar and shouted "Why won't you give me that damn TV?!". The salesperson said "Sorry sir, we cannot give you that TV because it's not a TV. It's a microwave oven!"Top
  • Casualty - Part 1 : Shanavas was taking night duty at the Medicine Casualty. Suddenly a group of persons carried a person to the casualty and said that the patient was bitten by a snake. The Duty M. O. was about to go out to have dinner. He instructed Shanavas to take history. Wanting to impress the M. O., Shanavas started taking the history. Time went, the patient was sinking. The M. O. came after half and hour and found Shanavas was still taking the history. He was irritated and asked Shanavas if his history taking was complete. Shanavas replied "Not complete yet sir. Only the snake's history is over!"Top
  • Casualty - Part 2 : The next week at the casualty. The same M. O. and again, Shanavas was the House Surgeon. Another snake bite victim was brought to the casualty. This time, the M. O. ordered Shanavas to take a quick history. After 2 minutes, he called Shanavas to present the case. Shanavas said "History of being bitten by an unknown cobra..."Top
  • Driving Lesson : Shanavas was just past 18 years. He wanted to learn how to drive a car. So he approached Shamudeen. Shamudeen agreed and he taught him for a month. At the end of the month, when there was just one more lesson to be finished, Shamu said "Shanavas, you are doing very well. This is the last lesson about the use of Indicators. After finishing the lesson, you drive alone to the city and come back." Shanavas nodded. After the lesson was over, he drove the car towards the main road. Fifteen minutes later, Shamu got a call from the MCH casualty that Shanavas was admitted after a R. T. A. He rushed to the Casualty and found Shanavas lying in the trolley wih lots of bruises. Seeing Shamu, Shanavas went mad and shouted. "What man? What did you teach me? A vehicle with an indicator on top came rushing just after the Ulloor junction. I thought it would go up. But it came and crashed on to the car!" (The vehicle was an Ambulance!)Top
  • O. T. : The first day of the Surgery postings. Shanavas unknowingly went inside the theater with his regular shoes. The surgeon on seeing this went mad and shouted "What are you doing? You cannot come into the O. T. with dirty shoes! Use your head man!". Shanavas nodded and took off the shoes and then wiped them on his head in an effort to clean them!Top
  • Labour Room : A busy day at the Labour Room in S. A. T. The L. R. M. O. instructed Shanavas to keep a watch on the bulging perineum of Primi with a 1st Degree CPD. Shanavas nodded. The L. R. M. O. came back after some time and found Shanavas chatting with some pretty interns. She was angry and asked Shanavas if he had monitored the patient. Shanavas said "Yes Madam, I kept my platinum coated, water proof Swiss watch on the perineum of that lady! Don't worry!"Top
  • Surgery : After a hydrocele surgery to a patient, the surgeon asked Shanavas to give scrotal support. Shanavas said "Okay sir. I have day duty. I'll give the support till 8 p. m. after which someone else has to take over."Top

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